maleteen:

if anyone ever breaks your heart just remember they are only human and you can break their body 

(via youjustgotsconed)

quoms:

imagine ‘anon crushes’ in real life

someone runs up to you dressed in like a tarp with a paper bag over their head and yells SORRY I LIKE YOU A LOT before vaulting over a table and sprinting away

(via youjustgotsconed)

javeliner:

think about the concept of a library. that’s one thing that humanity didn’t fuck up. we did a good thing when we made libraries

(Source: jav-incandenza, via youjustgotsconed)

pingustolemysanity:

imagine-your-fav-character:

Imagine your favorite character barging into your room this moment, grabbing your hand, and taking you with them into their world

Lets be honest though most of us would be dead within a week

(via youjustgotsconed)

bealli62:

watchtheskytonight:

baaaaaaaaaaaaaaatman:

santaslittlehunters:

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

JARED WEARS UNDERWEAR MADE FOR MEN WITH HUGE DICKS

are we surprised?

I’M SOBBING

 THIS WHOLE POST

laughing way too hard. They are like a sports bra for mens junk.

(Source: buttfuckingbrothers, via youjustgotsconed)

moretoremember:

I would never cheat in a relationship

because that would require two people finding me attractive.

(via flaming-cat-nipples)

deodrant:

are you ever so sad that you can actually feel your heart ache

(via fallingfruits)

annoyingtwink:

yahoo
yaho
aho
ho
how
how a
how ab
how abo
how abou
how about
how about n
how about no

(via flaming-cat-nipples)